Do they go from being happy to super happy to really mega super happy about something?

 

What happened, have you been playing on a space hopper? :-|

They are a deliberately placed general expression of positive feelings, from which you will infer your own story. :@


Playing on a space hopper was not amongst the things.

In fur, eh?

Like a foxchicken!

Shame, space hoppers are great.

 

I surmise then that you have grown a beard. (nod)

 

Only massive amounts of facial hair could make a man that happy.

Nope.

I haven't shaved in the past few days, but this just leaves a very slight level of fuzziness that most people wouldn't see if they weren't looking for it.

I don't think a beard would suit me,and I especially couldn't be arsed with the effort of maintaining one.

You get a vague fuzziness if you don't shave for a few days? Lucky bar-steward, I become a wolfman after four days... I might take a photo next time, it'll provide much amusement.

:O WEREWOLF!

"Effort of maintaining one"? I shave about once a month :$

What do you look like after three weeks?

Same :( It does mean that I can get bored and decide "I'm going to have a moustache this month :C" and so on though.

Amusement, yes, that's what it will provide. Nothing else.

Ridicule, competition, possible mémé? I'm not mentioning any John-inspired options.

We should have a beard/moustache off to see who can grow the most impressive beard over the course of a month.

 

No cheating and just colouring it in with a marker pen - looking at YOU PB. :-@

I have a thing for men with beards.

Yes, I was specifically avoiding the innuendos. Seems to be a popular thing nowadays! It does however upset the lady..

My ex: " Why don't you grow your awesome twirly moustache back? "

Me: " You hated it every single day I had it :C "

Her: " I don't have to kiss you anymore :Y "

Hence 'ex'?

 

I think your moustache is lovely.

 

And slightly Shakespearian.

I'd like to think there were better reasons for us breaking up!

Did you sleep with her sister?