I'm going to say the latter. (nod)

So you go by the Boughton edition of the Karma Sutra eh?

 

If you've got a copy, you wouldn't lend it to me would you - he looks like a lithe chap, I'd be interested to see how bendy he can become. :D

I fell in lava while in the nether, "no problem" thinks I, "I have my trusty bucket of water right here" (having been caught out like this before)

"ah-ha!" says nether "water doesn't work here!"

dammit

There's something wrong about this avenue you've steered us down.

I lost 10 or so diamonds in lava earlier today, as well as a diamond pick, shovel and axe. It was the only time it's happened to me so far but it still sucks (I swear I used the water bucket in time...). I also have plenty of redstone which you can nab if you like but I'm probably so far out of your way that it would be quicker to just mine some more. :-P

Not as bendy as I used to be - could get my feet behind my head when I was younger; now I can only just manage half way. :(

Still seems to be further than the average person can do, but it's NOT! FAR! ENOUGH! :@ :'(

You're just not trying hard enough, +Peter Boughton.

I'm scared to try too hard! My legs are kinda useful, and I'd like them each in one piece. :[

 

Find me a Russian gymnast trainer person who can help be all flexible again! :D

You ought to ask Катя about that.

She's a palaeontologist. I'm not a dinosaur. :(

Yes but I'm sure she knows more Russian people than I do. Possibly some of them are gymnasts.

Hello!


This...



...know anyone that can make my body do those things without breaking?

Lead piping doesn't kill people; the butler kills people.

I know what your saying is:

Guns don't kill people, our food does!

HA!

That was for you as well!

It wouldn't be so bad if the US multinationals didn't feel the need to export it.

Ahhh!

That Jeesus fellow isn't JesusOnEez!

I don't know if I'm less confused or more confused now. :S

Talk about confused. I thought Matt was the Matt from here. I was all like oh Matt how you doin'? Fuck, it wasn't Matt, but it was another Matt! He's pretty cool, but not Matt!

/confused in PA

Same here. :(

 

When I did Taekwondo I could go down into a full box splits and get my chest on the floor. I can still do a fairly resonable splits, but the chest to the floor is a near impossibility.

It's cos you're now fat. Fatty. Fatty fat fat fattoo fat.

 

( (giggle) )