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From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:55
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2061 of 3934
They're a delicacy over here (hug)

Speaking of which, I reaaaaallly want a vid of you and your clan trying the pork scratchings.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 20:56
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2062 of 3934
Well the old lady behind doesn't think so.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:58
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2063 of 3934
She's tried them?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 21:05
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2064 of 3934
You're making it very hard to be pissed off mister!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 21:08
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2065 of 3934
(hug)

In future, assume anything I say about horse dick is a lie.

(I have never sucked horse dick)
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 21:11
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2066 of 3934
That was just mean and hurtful! I opened that fucker up to, right when the old lady was sitting there.

I'm calling the fucking internet and NSFW police on yo ass bitch!

And lay off the horse cock, it's not good for your figure!
From: JonCooper 7 Jul 2011 21:33
To: ALL2067 of 3934

server seems to be dead :(

 

 

 

[edit] and now it's back... oddness

EDITED: 7 Jul 2011 21:35 by JONCOOPER
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 22:39
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2068 of 3934
We need to get the the listing names when you join thing back again.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 22:43
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2069 of 3934
Tell her to stop being so nosey.

The US constitution says you are perfectly within your rights to look at horse cocks if you want to, and I think it also says you're allowed to shoot anyone who looks at your monitor when you haven't invited them to (but I may be mis-translating something, because they probably called them something else back in the 18th Century).
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 22:54
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2070 of 3934
Yeah I liked that.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 22:55
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2071 of 3934
It wasn't really the horse cock, it was that I /asked/ that mother fucker if it /was/ and he said /no/. Fuck that made me mad!

On the bright side it got my mouse reflexes a workout.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 22:57
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2072 of 3934
I'm sorry Kenneth (hug)

I didn't think for a second you would believe me :((

Please apologise to this lady on my behalf and offer her a pork scratching (just one! you're not allowed to get rid of them all this way!) as compensation.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 22:58
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2073 of 3934
If Uoou tells you the sun is out, bring an umbrella. :P
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 22:58
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2074 of 3934
Exactly :((
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 23:00
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2075 of 3934
:-D I never had a reason not to, other than you're a stranger on the internet. :-$

Shit, now how am I going to get rid of those things? We are going to try them tonight. Tangler wants to try one, I don't but I will, and my daughter will join in I'm sure.

You mining?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 23:01
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2076 of 3934
Fool me once.... now I know Peter, now I know!

Well off to the ol Mine..Craft!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 23:02
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2077 of 3934
I'm currently Titan Questing but I might pop along to the mines sometime soon.

You must try one. It'll be entertaining whether you like them or not. Solidarity with your brave son!
From: milko 7 Jul 2011 23:03
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2078 of 3934
you have to try one. Forum rules, sorry.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 23:05
To: milko 2079 of 3934
Oh I will, if only to get the taste of horse cock out of my mouth. Wait, I didn't mean that the way it sounded!
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 23:05
To: JonCooper 2080 of 3934
Thank you Jon for the bones, gun powder and goo!