The US constitution says you are perfectly within your rights to look at horse cocks if you want to, and I think it also says you're allowed to shoot anyone who looks at your monitor when you haven't invited them to (but I may be mis-translating something, because they probably called them something else back in the 18th Century).
I didn't think for a second you would believe me :((
Please apologise to this lady on my behalf and offer her a pork scratching (just one! you're not allowed to get rid of them all this way!) as compensation.
:-D I never had a reason not to, other than you're a stranger on the internet. :-$
Shit, now how am I going to get rid of those things? We are going to try them tonight. Tangler wants to try one, I don't but I will, and my daughter will join in I'm sure.