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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 20:14
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2053 of 3934
We were on together on Monday and Tuesday.

You rudely ignored me on the Monday. :@
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 20:16
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2054 of 3934
Hmm, I must have been drunk! I'd never ignore you on purpose!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:16
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2055 of 3934
Ok, since you admitted that you are not using English, you are allowed to say that ridiculous stream of gibberish which followed.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 20:38
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2056 of 3934
I very afraid to open that one you posted to Matt. There is an old lady that sets next to me, will she be seeing horse cocks?
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:41
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2057 of 3934
Haha, no, definitely no horse cocks. Just the thread title is a bit rude.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 20:47
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2058 of 3934
You fucker!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:51
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2059 of 3934
Oh you meant horse cocks?

Yes, there may be those.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 20:52
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2060 of 3934
You... man that shit is not cool!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:55
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2061 of 3934
They're a delicacy over here (hug)

Speaking of which, I reaaaaallly want a vid of you and your clan trying the pork scratchings.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 20:56
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2062 of 3934
Well the old lady behind doesn't think so.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 20:58
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2063 of 3934
She's tried them?
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 21:05
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2064 of 3934
You're making it very hard to be pissed off mister!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 21:08
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2065 of 3934
(hug)

In future, assume anything I say about horse dick is a lie.

(I have never sucked horse dick)
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 21:11
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 2066 of 3934
That was just mean and hurtful! I opened that fucker up to, right when the old lady was sitting there.

I'm calling the fucking internet and NSFW police on yo ass bitch!

And lay off the horse cock, it's not good for your figure!
From: JonCooper 7 Jul 2011 21:33
To: ALL2067 of 3934

server seems to be dead :(

 

 

 

[edit] and now it's back... oddness

EDITED: 7 Jul 2011 21:35 by JONCOOPER
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 22:39
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2068 of 3934
We need to get the the listing names when you join thing back again.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 7 Jul 2011 22:43
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2069 of 3934
Tell her to stop being so nosey.

The US constitution says you are perfectly within your rights to look at horse cocks if you want to, and I think it also says you're allowed to shoot anyone who looks at your monitor when you haven't invited them to (but I may be mis-translating something, because they probably called them something else back in the 18th Century).
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 22:54
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2070 of 3934
Yeah I liked that.
From: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 7 Jul 2011 22:55
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 2071 of 3934
It wasn't really the horse cock, it was that I /asked/ that mother fucker if it /was/ and he said /no/. Fuck that made me mad!

On the bright side it got my mouse reflexes a workout.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 7 Jul 2011 22:57
To: Ken (SHIELDSIT) 2072 of 3934
I'm sorry Kenneth (hug)

I didn't think for a second you would believe me :((

Please apologise to this lady on my behalf and offer her a pork scratching (just one! you're not allowed to get rid of them all this way!) as compensation.