Hello!

I just thought I'd say hi. 8-)

Yes! ;-)

 

Milko.

 

:? What is milko?

 

A guest.

Troll?

are you calling me a troll?

I think li'l wib is a pesky boy with a lot of enthusiasm for computers :)

No, him. He's spamming this joint like a bastard :@

To be fair it's because of this very forum that he exists*, so I think that night allow him free reign.

 

(*That's correct isn't it?)

His SPG is well good. Well learned, Yve.

same could be said of Trig, tho' :Y

nono, I believe a forum meat was actually almost directly responsible for the physical existence of the fellow. Or perhaps more accurately, it was vaguely coincident to a vital element of it. or something. God it's hard to type on this while my wife attempts to convince me we need two landline phone handsets in a small 2 bedroom flat. My foot is down!

You mean "Shut up! I'm typing!" doesn't work?

But tell her I agree with you - there's no way just two handsets is enough - you want at least three.

I hate that I have to pay for a landline at all.

I feel your pain. Everything should be free. Except tobacco products, which should be £1,000,000/pack. The whole economy should be grounded on the ability of the filthy rich to smoke themselves to an early grave. And they should have to pay for their own hospital costs to boot!

How's your liver, by the way? Mine's absolutely fine, so you pay for my lungs when they pack up, and I'll pay for your liver. Oh, except you won't pay, because you're not exactly part of the economy over here, are you?

My liver's a little fatty, like the rest of me, but otherwise tickety-boo, thanks for asking.

 

I do pay private medical insurance. That way, if I ever have need of medical intervention while in the UK I don't have to put up with the NHS. We're all part of the world economy, sweets.

 

And for you, tobacco products will be a mere £1,000/pack. But only coz I like you, sugar.

Awww... That's alright, then. I don't mind being victimised so long as I get a discount at the same time.

Of course!