That's probably the earliest time i've ever left a meet (physically).
Great to see you all (even those I hadn't met before and didn't actually get to chat to), damn shame I couldn't stay longer. :(
Hope you're all drunk by now - especially the Children's Table!
T'was gooooooooooooooood. Good to see everyone, including those few whom I hadn't met before!
Kids (hah!): don't do drugs, mkay?
I suspect his devious plan is to sell it as a car with a fresh MOT, not mentioning the adviseries, and thus make more money than otherwise.
And whilst not the best excuse for not coming, it is better than other lightweights who dropped out last thing.