How long do I have to be here to not be considered the 'new fish' anymore?!
If it's a southern meat, I'd almost certainly say no, but I'll be visiting the south (London and surrounding bits) sometime in the new year for my wife's birthday, so if it's around the same time I'll break away and come along.
Until you attend your first meat!
Or until someone newer and more exciting turns up. :P
We occassionaly have easter/spring ones, but generally it's arranged somewhere around mid-summer.
And if Kos can (usually) come all the way from Scotland, anyone beneath him has got no excuse. :@
Does Kos have the ability to float?
If he does, that gives him an unfair advantage.
I like the idea of using an illusion to cover up something which is traditionally a staple of illusion shows.
IF he /can/ float though, he's most likley to be part cloud.