You've got a flashy new job, so plenty of money, come to the meat! :@
You've got no job, so plenty of spare time, come to the meat! :@
You... I haven't got a clue what you're doing, so come to the meat! :@
You haven't been to one in ages, I've almost forgotten what you look like, so come to the meat! :@
Pffft. You're lying; I know you're coming to the meat! :@
You're a cheese freak, so you have to come to the meat! :@
You're lying too. You can't not be there. Come to the meat! :@
You're new, so you don't have a choice: come to the meat! :@
You said you're coming, so go vote Yes and come to the meat! :@
You too. Vote yes and get your arse to the meat! :@
You're coming to the meat, right? Why haven't you voted yes yet? :@
You don't post enough any more! Pop down to the meat to make up for it! :@
You've got 999 posts... make your thousandth a special one by saying you're coming to the meat! :@
You need a holiday! Come to London for the meat! :@
I will need to see how funds are closer to to the day, but I'll probably be there.
You're near Matt aren't you? Come along with him to the meat! :@
Not that we were reminded, like, but we won't be there since we have to go up to north wales to see my family before Xmas. And as little advanced notice, I will be posting details of a gig in January which can be ignored by all too.
you should post more! then we'd remember better.