You don't you walter. You just have to make sure you get to Leeds station Wetherspoons around 11.00am for mahoosive cooked breakfast and four pints of Guiness.
Can't come! Just been invited to go to Ars Electronica (Linz, Austria) from 5-9 Sept at the taxpayer's (well, lottery go-inerer's) expense. It's an offer I can't turn down. Really really sorry, especially to dog basketees. You are welcome (seriously) to house keys though.