I second that drunken arse making at the Newbury beer festival this weekend. Last year I managed to get interviewed regarding the beer festival and rather drunkenly talked about the quilted toilet paper that was in the bog, thinking that they would never air it. And guess what, they did, on local TV and then as a load of my mates saw it, on youtube and on the newbury weekly news site. My wife was soo proud.

Can I have a quick head count for the dog basket, please?

So far I've got definite bookings from:

Boffaroo
Kenny & Kennette
Kosgrove


Mouse, will you be snapping limbs in my garden? PyschoG, do you require to be bedded for the night? Offski & Keeley, will you stay with me on Saturday night or at your mum's? Any more for any more?

I have two spare bedrooms with double beds and a sofa bed in the sitting room, so there's capacity.

Everyone OK with home-made curries? I'm very good these days if I say so myself (which, self-evidently, I have just done). But it's easy to provide alternatives if anybody is curry intolerant.

GreyHair is entertaining friends on Saturday and fears they would never speak to her again if they saw any of the possie, so she'll be joining us when we get back to Manthorp Mansions.

Hmm, I shan't be staying overnight. What usually happens though is I have a childlike urge not to miss out on fun. And it would be nice to see the greyone. And break limbs. Certainly don't save me a bed anyway.

Um. Afraid i'm withdrawing my definite :(

WHAT?! After all thay moaning? If you don't come I'm going to make Milko sanitoriumize you're arse.

:(

Homemade curry sounds awesome... aslong as there's no meat in it :$

 

*awkward*

Okay so Hm. Fuck. I don't know. I'm in a funny mood.

Just a bit of sausage.

In an astonishing deviation from Meat Normality, I won't be requiring use of the dog-basket. We're heading back to Maisonette Kennette* in the evening, so we'll miss out on the late-night drinking, falling asleep in front of a DVD, leg-breakings and hot sausage action the next morning. Well, I say "miss out"...

 

*It's not actually a maisonette, but then again, she's not actually called Kennette either.

Well it's shaping up to be a quiet night in, by the sound of it. Kos & (potential temporary guest) Mouse, I hope you're thirsty...

& I'm planning on doing a Chicken & Potato and a Dhal and Chick Pea, so the latter will be fine for you and it's most delicious and nutritious.

Don't you dare leave me alone with him. I'll be a changed man :&

Sounds good!

 

Don't hurt me :((

Okay fuck it you've sold me. Tickets away!

So yeah, I'm in for the basket again. Sorry!

Grand, looking forward to it.

You'll be fine. You've had carpet burns before, right?

Not /inside/ his jap's eye. I assume.

I still have the scars :(

Where is the new Manthorp towers? I need to be away fairly sharpish on the Sunday so need to have a shufty at trains beforehand...