Manthorp's got a beard at the moment.

You're wrong.

No, I'm not.

 

Although there is (was, didn't see her last time) a really cute lass that works in the Pizza Express. I like to flirt really badly with her :$

I would say Broad Street is the worst city centre I've witnessed in all my days! Absolutely frighteningly cringingly terrible. It's like the touristy bit of London's west end except magnified and concentrated (and with less foreign tourists in it).

But will he snog me?

It has been rumoured that he'd snog a knothole so I'll guess you're on!

The RC standard (and minimum, I believe) this year is 13,290 though, as Greg said. Nice bit of inflation there B-) I don't know about demonstrating, but Bath and Bristol are £23-£25/hr for maths tutorials at the least.

It's pretty much a requirement, we all line up.

If your flirting is anything like that time in the whisky pub, it's a wonder you haven't died a doughy death. With extra cheese.

Nah, it's far more effective when I'm (mostly) sober.

Yeah, like you're ever (mostly) sober.

 

Meanwhile, my good lady has sorted out the train tickets, so we'll see y'awll in Y'awrk.

Yo going via Edinburgh? Think I'm on the 10.30>

Nah - we're travelling from Sunderland.

Poor bastard.

It's not so bad.






Compared to Paisley.

You can be first, Psycho, while my saliva is still unadulterated and my tongue's still limber.

This Saturday!

I will make a drunken arse of myself at the wedding I'm going to to ensure the spirit of Teh is with me.

Woo! Break a leg.

HmmmmhmmhmmmmmmmMMmmmMmhmmm.