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Job: Front-end developer for Jamie Oliver website

From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)23 Jun 2009 17:20
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( If anyone had applied to that, the email address was wrong. Correct one is Jobs@jamieoliver.com )
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From: milko23 Jun 2009 17:32
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 3 of 12
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Oh yeah, I meant to say, can I do the job from home in ColdFusion for £75,000 pa?
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)23 Jun 2009 18:18
To: milko 4 of 12
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Well they turned my generous £90k pa offer down, but if you're that cheap you might want to see what they say. :)
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From: milko23 Jun 2009 20:04
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 5 of 12
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Well, so long as I get to work from home, sure. Hell, I'd even drop the ColdFusion requirement.
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From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)23 Jun 2009 21:31
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 6 of 12
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Does the successful applicant get the opportunity to bludgeon Jamie Oliver with a crowbar? If so, I'm prepared to lie on my CV.
EDITED: 23 Jun 2009 21:31 by MR_BASTARD
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)23 Jun 2009 22:10
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 7 of 12
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I suspect he doesn't visit the online team himself that often.

But I did have a poke around the site/forums the other day and he appears to post on the forums, so I guess you couldn't rule out such an opportunity.
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)24 Jun 2009 13:48
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 8 of 12
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You think that's cheap? I'd do it for £64K p/a and all the four-cheese macaroni I can eat.
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)25 Jun 2009 00:02
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 10 of 12
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He is fat.
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)25 Jun 2009 00:10
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 11 of 12
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Fat enough to cause a distortion that rips the fabric of spacetime, allowing you to create a wormhole and travel an hour into the future to post that message at 00:02 on the 25th? :S
EDITED: 25 Jun 2009 00:11 by BOUGHTONP
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From: ANT_THOMAS25 Jun 2009 00:26
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 12 of 12
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Just like you've done then! And me :O
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