Nice wheels. And nice motion.

But isn't Peter just an A.I programmed by Matt?
In which case Matt's responsible for it's actions and it's his fault.

He was coded by Kenny. Kenny's like the antiMatt.

Round and round?

The wheels on the bus go round and round?

It does look pretty bad for him I must say. Perhaps we should give him an opportunity for a final rousing speech before we send him down.

I agree with Moorlock. This isn't a court of law for fucks sake. He's clearly guilty, send him down.

How could anybody think ill of such cherubic innocence?

I think that by calling me the antiMatt, you're trying to gloss over the issue at hand.

You're just like Dr. Frankenstein and Boughton is like Robert DeNiro therefore you are both in the mafia.

Kill the beasts!!!!!

This is all lies. All of it. And I can prove it!

1. I wasn't awake.

2. The accusers that claim to know me so well failed to point out the egg-based aspect of my diet, which - with my daily lunchtime intake of egg (I offer Exhibits A through D: Cheese and Egg Sandwich; Egg and Cheese Sandwich; Cheese Omelette with Chips; Egg-Friend Rice and Chicken Satay) - is far more considerable than the ketchup which is applicated to but a small proportion of my food-based consumptions.

3. Wheels on the bus go neither round and round, nor round and round, for the entire duration of a terrestial rotation. As we all know, busses must stop, frequently, at traffic lights, at which point their wheels are not going anywhere.


These facts clearly prove that this is a setup by a pair of insidious fiends that are jealous because I have two Os in my name whilst they are stuck with nothings.

In compensation for their besmirchation of my good name, I demand they cook me an extra-large cheese omellete, with eight skewers of chicken, marinaded in lemon, and some fried rice. And a 12" pizza. And a larget jacket potato with lots of melted butter and cheese. (I'm hungry)