I googled my name today (I'm not going to post it, as it'll probably cause this to rise up the search rankings yet further) but some shower of bastards have copied a 3 year old version of my CV and mirrored it on islamspedia.com.
Mental.
Well, some spidering searchbot type thing evidently found a very old CV on my web site. It then posted it on islamspedia.com and it's become the first result in Google for my name.
Which is pretty bloody annoying, given that people who hire you these days often do Google you. So not only is my first Google result four years out of date it's also on some web site discussing Islam, which might lead to some confusion as to exactly what type of business I want to be working in.
Ace :D
Other searches I like:
"idiot welshman%2 :?
where the fuck is my ebuyer order :'D
hire a porsche in leeds with no deposit :|
asda noodles :?
WebFusion are cocks :D
how to make jelly eels :? :? :?
can vegans ride horses? (bounce)
"this is an Asterix system tray icon" :?
silent owls graphics - I wonder where this came from?!
asterix tray icon :? :?
stupid yanks site:.u :D :D
what do tadpoles eat - W. T. F. ???!!
rachel gets fruity (bounce)
asstapping (bounce) (bounce)
ann robinson spanking :-((
Best of all though:
"tampon poisoning" LMAO