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Some Random Googles

From: af (CAER)20 Sep 2008 15:36
To: Matt 18 of 40
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Good god some people search for weird shit :?
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From: Matt23 Sep 2008 23:30
To: ALL19 of 40
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First page for DYSWIDT. That's just made my evening :D
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From: koswix24 Sep 2008 00:52
To: Matt 20 of 40
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Damnit, it's slipped down to second place now!

 

We'd better use DYSWIDT? more to make sure that we come top again for searches for DYSWIDT?. It's essential that we don't lose our DYSWIDT? crown.

 


DYSWIDT?

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From: Matt24 Sep 2008 11:02
To: koswix 21 of 40
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NIDSWYDT.
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From: koswix24 Sep 2008 11:14
To: Matt 22 of 40
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Oh. Well, I used DYSWIDT? lots of times to help boost our DYSWIDT? rating on Google. Hopefully our DYSWIDT? rank will improve shortly.

 

DYSWIDT?

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From: Matt24 Sep 2008 11:24
To: koswix 23 of 40
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YNM
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From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)24 Sep 2008 11:32
To: koswix 24 of 40
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If I was Google I'd probably penalise terms that appeared alongside Google and rank and stuff.

So you're probably actually sending us down the page! :@
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From: koswix24 Sep 2008 11:34
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) 25 of 40
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You lie.
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From: dyl25 Sep 2008 23:31
To: ALL27 of 40
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We're the only hit in the whole of Google for "answer the phone you fucking cunt" :D
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From: ANT_THOMAS25 Sep 2008 23:34
To: dyl 28 of 40
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So we are :D
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From: Manthorp26 Sep 2008 07:28
To: dyl 29 of 40
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Makes you proud.
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From: Ally 2 Oct 2008 17:12
To: ALL30 of 40
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I googled my name today (I'm not going to post it, as it'll probably cause this to rise up the search rankings yet further) but some shower of bastards have copied a 3 year old version of my CV and mirrored it on islamspedia.com.

 

Mental.

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From: dyl 3 Oct 2008 17:30
To: Ally 31 of 40
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I don't understand.
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From: Ally 4 Oct 2008 12:23
To: dyl 33 of 40
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Well, some spidering searchbot type thing evidently found a very old CV on my web site. It then posted it on islamspedia.com and it's become the first result in Google for my name.

 

Which is pretty bloody annoying, given that people who hire you these days often do Google you. So not only is my first Google result four years out of date it's also on some web site discussing Islam, which might lead to some confusion as to exactly what type of business I want to be working in.

EDITED: 4 Oct 2008 12:23 by ALLY
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From: Ally 4 Oct 2008 12:24
To: Mr (M00RL0CK) 34 of 40
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It is, yes. And of course, the site has no contact details at all, and the WHOIS is masked. Joy.
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From: Dave!! 4 Oct 2008 13:29
To: dyl 35 of 40
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Ace :D

 

Other searches I like:

 

"idiot welshman%2 :?
where the fuck is my ebuyer order :'D
hire a porsche in leeds with no deposit :|
asda noodles :?
WebFusion are cocks :D
how to make jelly eels :? :? :?
can vegans ride horses? (bounce)
"this is an Asterix system tray icon" :?
silent owls graphics - I wonder where this came from?!
asterix tray icon :? :?
stupid yanks site:.u :D :D
what do tadpoles eat - W. T. F. ???!!
rachel gets fruity (bounce)
asstapping (bounce) (bounce)
ann robinson spanking :-((

 

Best of all though:

 

"tampon poisoning" LMAO

EDITED: 4 Oct 2008 13:39 by DAVE!!
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From: Mouse 4 Oct 2008 16:30
To: milko 36 of 40
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Mehehe! The Vonrectumstein Coalition is my mates old band from Manchester. They were bonkers they were.
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From: MrTrent 4 Oct 2008 16:55
To: Dave!! 37 of 40
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That's actually got me curious now. What do tadpoles eat?
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