So you don't trust electrons rushing around (hardly moving actually) a heating element but you are happy using electromagnetic waves flying through the air at 2.45GHz?
How can you not like lasagne? It's scrumptious! Yummytastic. Do you like bolognese? Although you're not really a meat eater are you?
Fake heating?
Do you use a kettle? a toaster? do you have a gas or electric hob?
We gave up, but not until we found the best pub in the world and sat in it getting pissed for 2 days.
Woo!