I've pieced together the best I can what happened; I'd gone to go ring Jodi and was just pottering about Steeton top round where Steve's house is. While down some back road I tripped off a kerb or something and fell arse over tit. Tried to stand up and was in so much pain I fell back over in the mud and rain and must have passed out... For ages. Came too, absolutely drenched and had to drag myself to Steve's house to make his sofa and carpet a complete mess. So, in conclusion.. me = silly cunt + very sorry.

 

 

(hug)

Ow. Bet none of this would have happened if you'd all gone camping.

Haha :(

Bloody hell dude, you must have been hammered. At least you can get Jodie at your beck and call for a few weeks hehe!

Yes, she's loving that.

So where exactly did the badgers fit in?

Quite right. He'd have tripped over and flattened Steve's tent instead :)

MrTrent: They probably interefered with me during the lost time.
Dave!!!: No I would have crawled in steve's tent and thoroughly made a mess of it instead.

I was surprised they DID fit in, tbh. We had trouble explaining them away at Casualty.