Ooooh, shit. He might be deserving of some sympathy after all.

You silly bugger! That's what you get for ringing me at silly o'clock in the morning.

Well, some good news at least. Here's to a speedy recovery - I'm sure you'll be tap-dancing around in no time! :)

Cheers man.

 

Oh, nice to see you all at the meat btw. Sorry I ended it in what must have been a slightly scary way :S

 

 

Dare I ask, what the hell were you doing to be able to break your ankle like that?

He made the mistake of telling Wingnut he was going to stop writing the Misery novels.

Rubbish. He was wandering round an area of local moorland without the correct headgear.

Glad you're ok mate, and strangely sorry I missed it. If you know what I mean.

 

What will you do at the next meat to top this?

I've pieced together the best I can what happened; I'd gone to go ring Jodi and was just pottering about Steeton top round where Steve's house is. While down some back road I tripped off a kerb or something and fell arse over tit. Tried to stand up and was in so much pain I fell back over in the mud and rain and must have passed out... For ages. Came too, absolutely drenched and had to drag myself to Steve's house to make his sofa and carpet a complete mess. So, in conclusion.. me = silly cunt + very sorry.

 

 

(hug)

Ow. Bet none of this would have happened if you'd all gone camping.

Haha :(

Bloody hell dude, you must have been hammered. At least you can get Jodie at your beck and call for a few weeks hehe!

Yes, she's loving that.

So where exactly did the badgers fit in?

Quite right. He'd have tripped over and flattened Steve's tent instead :)

MrTrent: They probably interefered with me during the lost time.
Dave!!!: No I would have crawled in steve's tent and thoroughly made a mess of it instead.

I was surprised they DID fit in, tbh. We had trouble explaining them away at Casualty.