ARE WE NOT GOING FUCKING CAMPING THEN????

you mentioned the camping to the kids, didn't you?

Can I provisionally book a floor?

 

I'll have to sweet talk Mrs Ricard00 mind.

Maybe as well, but there was lots of faffing and the date was approaching so I made an executive desicion. Don't fret Ricard00, chill yer boots.

Indeed I did Jon!

You can book a tent if you want, and just tell Calmonella that our back yard is Goredale Scar.

At the mention of your name May gave a lustful moan.

The same kind you make when you're about to puke?

The kind she ALWAYS makes when she's anticipating six inches of steaming Middlesborough man-love.

I'm certain it's getting full, but any room for one more at the Castle, Mr Manthorp?

OI! Are you coming, where the arse have you been? Have you got a new bird or something?

I will be there, I have been at ATP, then London, I do not have a new bird (any more), or a something. Actually, I might have a something, depending on what counts as a something in these troubling times.

 

Anyway, yes, I think I'll be up for York in June and emerging naked from Peter Boughton.

Yay!

 

Now go make an ATP thread chalet boy.

Did you get a text off me?

I don't think so, but I got a lot of texts over the weekend, and was very drunk for most of them, so it's possible that I did and didn't notice.

I am much too tired for a full ATP thread. I met up with Milko, Tina and the ATP posse in London and it was good. We saw lots of bands, and they were mostly all good*. We sat in the sunshine a lot, and it was good. We drank lots and lots, and it was good. I did my shoulder in because I'm Scottish and shouldn't have even attempted to play cricket, and that wasn't so good, but there were mobile massuesses at the festival, and that was good.

 

*The bands that were bad mostly comitted the sin of being dull. Or twee. Or dull and twee.

All you need to know about ATP is in this photo...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brunchfox/2491757847/

:D

 

I liked the messages on the other banana:

 

"Don't eat me - there's a bunch of us!"

 

"Plus, I have children."

Hahaha ace.

 

So Milko, am I going to pop you and Tina down as a maybe?

Hrr, that's hard to commit to. I would like to do it but I'm really short of free weekends at the moment and I'm not sure that'll have stopped by then. On the other hand, MAYBE it will have so maybe is ok. But it's reaaaaaal tentative.

You'll do for me old cock.