I am not a mod. If I were, I would pillory you for the accusation, although obviously in that case it would have been justified, so that would be a paradox and we'd all cease to exist, or something.

I have partially ceased to exist, so I will blame you.

 

I'm glad you're not a mod though; that way lies chaos and streets running with blood, no offence.

None taken, since I heartily agree.

I was about to make him a mod, in this folder, for a laugh, but I can't ...

 

cos it seems someone beat me to it ...

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I ARE HAVE TEH POWER!

blimey, unrecorded editing, dodgy stuff!

There goes the neighbourhood.

 

I'm staying in here until the lumpen proleteriat rise up as one and hang him from the nearest lamp-post.

Whoops! Miss-spelled proletariat. Now they'll be after lynching me too.

Meh, you'll be waiting a while - we're all too busy mourning the (partial)passing of good old Fidel.

 

Well, I am anyway. *drinks another Havana Club*

Lynching? Isn't that when some artfag film director starts effing and blinding and completely missing the fucking point?

I have teh Xenophons. I'm going to stay in here for a bit and drink tea.