I might even do that

CAMPER VANS NOT ALLOWED :@

Why don't we just fucking hold it in fucking Peru? Eh Greg? Eh?

I'm fucked then - the last time I camped properly was on DofE. 4 years ago.

Department of Education? It's easy, get a tent, put it up, get drunk, pass out. That order is only a suggestion.

See, I'm a fav of the "Pull up, get pissed, pass out" option. It's much more condusive to immediate drinking.

 

So, I'll enjoy a pint from the fridge while you lot struggle on with your flexible poles (No, John. I hope)

Duke of Edinburgh. I think it's like Scouts but without the ridiculous clothing.

Money permitting I would be interested in some kind of meet.

I am in agreement. Make a date in the summer and I shall most definatey come too. Scotishland would be lverly.

 

It could be the biggest meat ever. So yes everyone, lets plan something!

 

(Can't we do something to entice you out of house and home Xen? Please please, I want to meet you too this time!)

Good point, Dinosaur land it is!

We could assemble a mobile tent and move him around in it.

Perfect! We can sprinkle it with fag ash and suround it with dinosaurs - it will be just like home. (He can provide tea)

Since the two biggest Southern meats lately are "Tina and Milko and Kenny go out in London for steak" or "Milko's Birthday Bash bumps into PNCool & The Gang In A Beer Festival In Earl's Court" I am fully in favour of it being in Scotland where it surely deserves to be by now. I say July because anything else I'm likely to be unable to do.

I don't camp. But then, I don't meat either, so who fucking cares what I think?

Why should we care Mr Rendle. Huh? If you dont want to meat us, then fuck you, we don't fucking care. So there.

 

:-((

Scotland meat would be fun - I've made mutterings at the last few Northern Meats about everyone coming up to Glasgow and taking a trip to see Trig. Not sure that camping and Scotland and meat would be a good combination, what with the capriciousness of the weather and how far in advance we generally need to set a date for the meat.

 

Needless to say, if a Scottish Meat is on the cards, there is accomodation at Chez Kenny for as many as I can fit in, as long as you don't mind sleeping on top of coffee tables and in baths.

Surely we can just put tents up in your flat?

If you don't mind pitching them on coffee tables and in baths.

I'd be in favour of a Scottish meat and may even have somewhere in Glasgow where I could crash for the night (if the meat is there of course).