Fortunately, I have no "I can play guitar" delusions.
Although I once got really stoned and thought I could play the saxophone.
To be fair, I think you'd been partaking of significant pre-meat liquid refreshment.
Hello.
That is possible.
Come to think of it, I can't drink at all this year, so I could probably come to meatz and be the sober voice of boredom.
Can we have Teh Meat in Braintree? It's very nice and has a Premier Travel Inn.
It's not quite as north as some of you might like but it'd be handy for me.