Since the two biggest Southern meats lately are "Tina and Milko and Kenny go out in London for steak" or "Milko's Birthday Bash bumps into PNCool & The Gang In A Beer Festival In Earl's Court" I am fully in favour of it being in Scotland where it surely deserves to be by now. I say July because anything else I'm likely to be unable to do.

I don't camp. But then, I don't meat either, so who fucking cares what I think?

Why should we care Mr Rendle. Huh? If you dont want to meat us, then fuck you, we don't fucking care. So there.

 

:-((

Scotland meat would be fun - I've made mutterings at the last few Northern Meats about everyone coming up to Glasgow and taking a trip to see Trig. Not sure that camping and Scotland and meat would be a good combination, what with the capriciousness of the weather and how far in advance we generally need to set a date for the meat.

 

Needless to say, if a Scottish Meat is on the cards, there is accomodation at Chez Kenny for as many as I can fit in, as long as you don't mind sleeping on top of coffee tables and in baths.

Surely we can just put tents up in your flat?

If you don't mind pitching them on coffee tables and in baths.

I'd be in favour of a Scottish meat and may even have somewhere in Glasgow where I could crash for the night (if the meat is there of course).

I don't wish to detract from this excellent Glasgow summer meat idea, but maybe we could have some kind of spring English meat before then? The summer does seem a very very long way away.

 

Actually, chances are I'll be in Glasgow some time before the summer, and I would expect to meat Kenny and Kos at the very least in this event.

You have meated very well in the past tho'. And played piano like a good drunk 'un.

I agree. And we don't really care when and where it is, although we would prefer it to be sometime in June at earliest, and somewhere no further than 8 hours (or so) driving from London - reason being that we really should have a car by then, and I would love to drive up to [$meat_place].

The fact that I have no memory of playing the piano at that meat is part of the reason for my reluctance to attend any more.

Hello again, btw. Good to have you back.

Well, if it's camping then there's a definate lowered chance of pianos being around. So I would say this should increase your want of attending.

Guitars, though!

I may bring a Guitalele.

Fortunately, I have no "I can play guitar" delusions.

 

Although I once got really stoned and thought I could play the saxophone.

To be fair, I think you'd been partaking of significant pre-meat liquid refreshment.

 

Hello.

That is possible.

 

Come to think of it, I can't drink at all this year, so I could probably come to meatz and be the sober voice of boredom.

i've not been to a meat since i met you, i don't think. probably for similar reasons, bearing in mind i fell asleep on my train home and woke up in the wrong county. i must've been like 17 or something ... bloody hell that's a long time ago.

i WOULD come to one this year but i am off on my travels in 2 weeks!

I should really lay off if I'm gonna lose weight. But is this some sort of insane new year's resolution on your part?

No, I'm on Prozac.