I'm sure the scotch contingent would be happy to buy him a train ticket (as long as he agrees to leave the back fungus in a different carriage)

do you see the offers here? free booze, bed, breakfast and even a train ticket, you really have no excuse not to go

and Steve is right, hitching works when money is short, I did Rome to Cornwall in about a day and a half once (helped massivly by an all night lift where the guy didn't mind me sleeping)

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(overtime in the next few weeks pending... KENNY DEAREST PLEASE COME IN?!)