Sir!

 

Could I please have a place in the dog basket?!

 

<doffs cap>

 

(most certainly of the butcher variety, the more tears of a cow contained in food, the better!)

One full blooded, non-vegetarian, hearty meat endowed breakfast and dog basket order from me please, sir!

(And by "soggy leaves", I don't mean the vegetarian breakfast option, obviously. I am still very much pro-eating-dead-animals. I had the misfortune of sampling vegetarian bacon last weekend, and it made me realise that all the death and carnage of real bacon is entirely worth it.

We've still got loads of cardboard boxes from our move. I could fry some of them up for you if you'd like to recreate the vegi bacon experience.

Can I reserve a spot for myself and probably my brother too, both willing to eat dead animals. :)

Do you need us to bring anything in the way of sleeping bags etc? It could be like backpacking gone wrong.

*as long as they're nice and bland.

Yep. :] Though I prefer smoked bacon to plain stuff.

And don't forget the three tons of tomato ketchup you'll be needing.

I only have ketchup with cheese and noodles.

<raises hand>

 

Bob and I shall be requiring dog-basket places.

Mr Steve,
We'd need a couple of spots too (we'll have sleeping bags etc anyway). However! If it looks too crowded, we could easily find a b&b in York or something.

Fucking hell, i hope steve's got a mansion.

:'D yeah, I know... it's getting a bit silly really, I can't remember his house being that big - maybe he has a basement now :Y

I think it'll be more of a top-and-tail situation.

You don't want to end up in the basement. Have you seen 'A Stir of Echoes'

There's always enough room. If we have to share rooms, then so be it. We'll be fine.

I do hope you can allow us Scottishes to have a seperate wing of the mansion.

 

Might help reduce fighting.

You have the backyard all to yourselves.

This meat looks a bit good.

 

I am gutted to be missing it.