Maybe for a polka station, or possibly country music. We can't even be Walmart greeters anymore, they have stopped that for some reason.
THE BASTARDS.
Strangely, our local Asda do have elderley people as greeters, and it proudly claims it's part of the Walmart Family. :/
I like Bill Hicks' theory of what we should do with the old and infirm.
Haha, yeah that would work!