You've kissed a dolphin. Or at least hugged one. I've seen the evidence. Did they embrace in a chaste, platonic way, or did they go in for the groin grope?
I have no idea what a vacation is. Probably some kind of crazy French tennis.
I see you have been on holiday recently and you kissed a dolphin. You realise that they swim around in their own wee? I'd refuse to kiss anything that hasn't yet invented it's own sanitation system.
I know some people would, but I'm fairly clean living.
When you say 'your own filth' do you mean bodily waste or that stack of pron I've been keeping the attic? 'Cos there's pros and cons for each.
Did you ever see a show we had over here called (IIRC) Life of Grime? There were some pretty horrendous examples of the filth people will put up with. There was Mr. Trebus for one.
I've never see that show. It amazes me that people can live like fucking hogs. I do think it would be nice to be able to shit your pants anytime you'd like though. Can't wait until wearing an adult diaper is socially acceptable. :)
Personally I can't wait, I'd retire tomorrow if I could afford it, but the way things are going the retirement age is going to be in the 80s somewhere by the time I get there.