What a fucking tease.

I only delete boring spam trust me. 

Trust you, your a mod. Schyeah.

only in the loosest possible sense, honest!

Loose like a slutty dolphin?

You /wish/.

I don't think fish can be slutty :|

I thought that, but then I remembered seeing them on a programme once, scattering their eggs willy-nilly throughout the seabed. "For safety" apparently, but we know the truth.

Is the truth that the feds made them do it by using mind control?

You've kissed a dolphin. Or at least hugged one. I've seen the evidence. Did they embrace in a chaste, platonic way, or did they go in for the groin grope?

I rode it like a fucking horse of the sea!  It was actually pretty fucking amazing.  Those bastards are fast!  And then we kissed!

 :-|

I would therefore conclude that you are both sluts.

That's what vacations are for isn't it?

I have no idea what a vacation is. Probably some kind of crazy French tennis.

I see you have been on holiday recently and you kissed a dolphin. You realise that they swim around in their own wee? I'd refuse to kiss anything that hasn't yet invented it's own sanitation system.

Like you wouldn't lay around in your own filth if it wasn't socially unacceptable! 

I know some people would, but I'm fairly clean living.

When you say 'your own filth' do you mean bodily waste or that stack of pron I've been keeping the attic? 'Cos there's pros and cons for each.

Did you ever see a show we had over here called (IIRC) Life of Grime? There were some pretty horrendous examples of the filth people will put up with. There was Mr. Trebus for one.

Is that John Peele?

You mean the old wizened guy or the narrator?

Haven't been able to watch it with sound on 'cos of work n'that.

You haven't seen my slutty guppies.

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