You know, I was thinking about this just the other day and Throb's reply has just reminded me: don't you agree that it's a little 'strange' that you have these images of Simon to hand? Or do you cherish fond memories of him?
And do you have any of his donkey porn to hand?
It's a cock.
(ROFL)
That's just the whisk he's got down his pants.
Randy pan that he is.