Maybe that's where Fred Hoyle went wrong - he thought he was describing the universe, when he was really studying your excited-ness state.
Prat.
It's like they say in those Guinness and Heinz adverts. and you know what KJ's like - such a lightweight it only takes the slightest whiff of ketchup to have him squirming on the floor hallucinating about how Diego the chippie is a woman and flirting with him.