I don't necesssarily consider it taking the bait when someone keeps calling me a fucktard repeatedly and I get slightly irked about it :S

I would like to preemptively, formally withdraw from the 'somewhat inevitable Best Sig award for best sig'.

 

Voting for my sig is the lazy option at a time when there have been breakthroughs in sig technology and other enduring design classics like Milko's sig to consider.

 

If anyone should nominate me mistakenly, I may just have to change my sig to a 33MB real-time satellite animation of the weather in Cuba or something.

Doesn't work for me anymore so I wouldn't have voted you anyway.

You just know he's a truly terrible fuck, don't you? I bet foreplay is the devil's work too.

I thought that was the appeal...

You do know that that's pretty much the dictionary definition of "taking the bait", right? You basically just said "he kept dangling this worm in front of me (that's right, John) and eventually I gave in and grabbed it".

"Can we have a "Person Most Likely To Say 'I Don't Find Jokes About Disabled Gay African Children Very Funny, Actually'" award, please?"

 

What about the"Person Least Likely To Say 'I Don't Find Jokes About Disabled Gay African Children Very Funny, Actually, But Only Because He Knows It'd Just Act As Encouragement" award?

Did you have somebody in mind?

Yes.

Oo dat den?

He is slow as a twatbastard, isn't he? Despite the elegant streamlining.

I vote me for lifetime achievement award. Although I am not prepared to die immediately afterward.

Meh. Nominate me for a severe bout of can't-be-arsed-ness.