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Teh Annual Forum Awards

From: milko11 Jan 2007 15:36
To: spinning_plates 17 of 52
31667.17 In reply to 31667.16
There ought to be some kind of category we can put you and PB into a face-off over too.
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)11 Jan 2007 16:16
To: ALL18 of 52
31667.18
Can we have a "Person Most Likely To Say 'I Don't Find Jokes About Disabled Gay African Children Very Funny, Actually'" award, please?
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From: Voltane11 Jan 2007 16:53
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 19 of 52
31667.19 In reply to 31667.12
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I won't be persecuting anyone for voting for Rendle


FIX! FIX!

If Rendle wins I want Kenny.




Stripped.





Of his mod privilages. Obviously.
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From: JonCooper11 Jan 2007 17:22
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 20 of 52
31667.20 In reply to 31667.15
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I might create a new (and self-aggrandizing) "most flagrant piece of mod madness" award.


I may challenge you, citing my deleting every post some guy ever made cos he wouldn't stop posting jokes when about half the forum asked him to
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From: spinning_plates11 Jan 2007 18:36
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 21 of 52
31667.21 In reply to 31667.18

Oh shit. I'm hoping (sort of assuming - since I did try to be nice about it and I don't remember posting anything about disabled gay African children and if anyone had told me to shut the fuck up and not post that shit, I would have done) you're not referencing that "sick jokes" thread I did?

 

If I'm wrong and you are, I shall apologise. Again.

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From: spinning_plates11 Jan 2007 18:36
To: JonCooper 22 of 52
31667.22 In reply to 31667.20
*continues optimistically hoping it isn't me you're referring to*
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From: spinning_plates11 Jan 2007 18:38
To: milko 23 of 52
31667.23 In reply to 31667.17
<scheming>Hmm, but how to phrase the title so as to guarantee I win?</scheming>
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From: JonCooper11 Jan 2007 19:16
To: spinning_plates 24 of 52
31667.24 In reply to 31667.22
wasn't you, by quite a long way - you're interesting
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From: spinning_plates11 Jan 2007 22:14
To: JonCooper 25 of 52
31667.25 In reply to 31667.24
(aww)
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)11 Jan 2007 22:48
To: spinning_plates 26 of 52
31667.26 In reply to 31667.21
Fuck no. I particularly liked the "How do you crucify a spastic?" joke, and so did nearly all my mates. And at lunchtime today I bantered thusly: "Don't you hate it when the room suddenly goes quiet just as you're saying 'I don't know which are worse, Jews or niggers'?" I'm pretty hard to offend.
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From: -Daz-12 Jan 2007 00:24
To: ALL27 of 52
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I nominate myself for the person least likely to blah blah...... meh...
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From: Jo (JELLS)12 Jan 2007 01:18
To: milko 28 of 52
31667.28 In reply to 31667.17
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There ought to be some kind of category we can put you and PB into a face-off over too.


Most consistently pedantic?
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From: Dave!!12 Jan 2007 09:39
To: -Daz- 29 of 52
31667.29 In reply to 31667.27
I second this award. :Y
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From: spinning_plates12 Jan 2007 16:20
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 30 of 52
31667.30 In reply to 31667.26

Ah goodo.

 

I was debating last night changing my sig to something along the lines of

 

"Jesus loves you all, unless you're a [insert long string of various slurs here]"

 

But I couldn't think of enough different slurs to make it interesting. That and I didn't particularly fancy having it in every post.

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From: spinning_plates12 Jan 2007 16:36
To: spinning_plates 31 of 52
31667.31 In reply to 31667.30
Ah, thanks to Greg, I think I found the perfect expression...

"God loves everyone" and "Jesus died for everyone" ... if ... you are hearing these lies, then your church doesn't teach what the Bible teaches. If you care about your never-dying soul, you will carefully read every word of this web site, along with the entire Bible.

WBC engages in daily peaceful sidewalk demonstrations opposing the homosexual lifestyle of soul-damning, nation-destroying filth. We display large, colorful signs containing Bible words and sentiments, including: GOD HATES FAGS, FAGS HATE GOD, AIDS CURES FAGS, THANK GOD FOR AIDS, FAGS BURN IN HELL, GOD IS NOT MOCKED, FAGS ARE NATURE FREAKS, GOD GAVE FAGS UP, NO SPECIAL LAWS FOR FAGS, FAGS DOOM NATIONS, THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS, FAG TROOPS, GOD BLEW UP THE TROOPS, GOD HATES AMERICA, AMERICA IS DOOMED, THE WORLD IS DOOMED, etc.


All well-known "bible words and sentiments"!

I seriously thought it was a spoof when I followed the original link, only reading the "about us" section showed me otherwise.
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From: MrTrent13 Jan 2007 02:13
To: spinning_plates 32 of 52
31667.32 In reply to 31667.31
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The only lawful sexual connection is the marriage bed. All other sex activity is whoremongery and adultery,
Are you sure it's real? Would a real person, no matter how deranged, use a word like whoremongery?
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From: spinning_plates13 Jan 2007 03:22
To: MrTrent 33 of 52
31667.33 In reply to 31667.32
I confess ;) I haven't checked an external source! I can't say really. It could be satire.
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From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)13 Jan 2007 12:04
To: MrTrent 34 of 52
31667.34 In reply to 31667.32
It's very much real (an I'm kind of surprised it's new to some of you). Search for "Pastor Fred Phelps", and you'll see that the man behind it and his sick little family are fucktards of the highest order.
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From: Manthorp15 Jan 2007 09:48
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 35 of 52
31667.35 In reply to 31667.7
I would like to propose a 'Golden Harp' or 'Cracked Platter' award for going on about the same subject ad nauseum . Obviously Trig would be a nominee for offenses under the hardware/90s/Internet's not real Act 2006, and I suspect that I might too, for my 'Iraq war is bad, mmkay?' ranting.
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From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Jan 2007 11:47
To: Manthorp 36 of 52
31667.36 In reply to 31667.35
Also Dave!! for "shut up Trig", and me for "Dave!!, for fuck's sake let it go".
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