It wasn't so much that you didn't vote for Matt, it was that you voted for Borquefan. This year, I won't be persecuting anyone for voting for Rendle (because that, in itself, is persecution enough).

You say that now, but how do we really know later on that you won't go "OMG No Mattage! Mod Madness! Three MONTHS of Trigification! :C :C :C "??

There was no "later on"! You were told ahead of time, votes for Borquefan equal a week in the Sanatorium! And lo, it came to pass. Man, that was funny when some of you got all in a tizz about it. Maybe we can find another excuse, you might be right.

I think I blew my mod madness wad for the year by pillorying Trig, then messing with his permissions in the Sanatarium.

 

I might create a new (and self-aggrandizing) "most flagrant piece of mod madness" award.

Oooh! Oooh! Is there a category "most overly-verbose new-person"?

There ought to be some kind of category we can put you and PB into a face-off over too.

Can we have a "Person Most Likely To Say 'I Don't Find Jokes About Disabled Gay African Children Very Funny, Actually'" award, please?

FIX! FIX!

If Rendle wins I want Kenny.




Stripped.





Of his mod privilages. Obviously.

I may challenge you, citing my deleting every post some guy ever made cos he wouldn't stop posting jokes when about half the forum asked him to

Oh shit. I'm hoping (sort of assuming - since I did try to be nice about it and I don't remember posting anything about disabled gay African children and if anyone had told me to shut the fuck up and not post that shit, I would have done) you're not referencing that "sick jokes" thread I did?

 

If I'm wrong and you are, I shall apologise. Again.

*continues optimistically hoping it isn't me you're referring to*

<scheming>Hmm, but how to phrase the title so as to guarantee I win?</scheming>

wasn't you, by quite a long way - you're interesting

(aww)

Fuck no. I particularly liked the "How do you crucify a spastic?" joke, and so did nearly all my mates. And at lunchtime today I bantered thusly: "Don't you hate it when the room suddenly goes quiet just as you're saying 'I don't know which are worse, Jews or niggers'?" I'm pretty hard to offend.

I nominate myself for the person least likely to blah blah...... meh...

Most consistently pedantic?

I second this award. :Y

Ah goodo.

 

I was debating last night changing my sig to something along the lines of

 

"Jesus loves you all, unless you're a [insert long string of various slurs here]"

 

But I couldn't think of enough different slurs to make it interesting. That and I didn't particularly fancy having it in every post.

Ah, thanks to Greg, I think I found the perfect expression...



All well-known "bible words and sentiments"!

I seriously thought it was a spoof when I followed the original link, only reading the "about us" section showed me otherwise.