"Because we live in the Midwest Matt hasn’t had an opportunity to get properly drunk"
Is Midwest USA predominantly Muslim, then?
You have to drive everywhere; there is no good public transportation system.
Driving + Drinking = DWI. DWI = Matt loses his job and Mary’s insurance goes up.
Driving + Drinking = Wrecked Car. Wrecked Car = People Injured/Killed and Mary’s insurance goes up and Mary has to buy a new car.
There is no good thing that could come with drinking & driving.
Oh. DWI. Of course.
So what does DWI mean, preferably explained not in terms of other undefined acronyms?
HAHAHA Taxi. . . what city did you go to? Chicago, Tampa, New York, Boston?
1) You have to look up a number in a phone book or 411 it.
2) You better hope that you get a good driver.
3) You better ask them if they are willing to drive more than 10 miles out of downtown.
I went in an American Taxi once, I'll never do it again.
Taxi's in Lancaster, Ohio were an interesting experience.
Phone the only taxi company in town and they say yeah, we'll get ya.
Don't say when. They arrive when they arrive AND you could be sharing said taxi with several other complete strangers. It as dirt cheap though.