You seem to have incorrectly typed my name, dear fellow!
The second word happens to be spelt P-L-A-T-E-S and is the common English noun meaning "things what one eats grub off".
polishing knobs i ike that one
i will save that to memory
my memory you spinning twat
not pc memory
shows your a geek to think i was talking about that
plates you twat
do one
look over at repeption i will be there soon
look both ways when leaving tonight
<shrug /> Being a geek let's me have a job which I find interesting and challenging while paying good wages and giving excellent opportunities to move onwards without doing exactly the same job for the rest of my life.
I think I can handle that.
I guess I'm also a Volkswagen geek and a mechanics geek. But that side of me lets me meet lots of new and interesting people and get around the country a bit. I can probably handle being called a geek over that, too.
Hope being cool and 'hip' works out for you, Mr Loner-On-The-Dole.
So far as I can tell, every single person on here leads a more fulfilling, interesting and active life than you.