I'm fairly certain that if you can't post a single message in your folder without me replying telling you what you just posted is a pile of crap, you'll eventually get pretty pissed off. Of course there's always the possibility I might have to do some real work, but at the speed I can type, I can probably fill your threads with more structured crap than you could produce textual diarrhoea, even whilst being simultaneously productive.

 

It also gives me some pleasure to think of you trying to understand all the nasty big words I use. Maybe if we're lucky trying to read one of them will give you a brain haemorrhage.

away with you spinning twats

some silly admin has resctricted me to read only hardware folder and read write trig folder
this better not be jon hes to clever to do stupid things
this was kennys doing
if i see him in paisley its game over time

Certainly master! Oh, wait... no!

spinning twats

Well you'll just have to be creative enough to get some people to post interesting things in your folder then won't you?

 

Of course there's more chance of that happening than the second coming happening in Paisley where we find the saviour working as a "hardware man" who also enjoys "polishing knobs".

You seem to have incorrectly typed my name, dear fellow!

 

The second word happens to be spelt P-L-A-T-E-S and is the common English noun meaning "things what one eats grub off".

polishing knobs i ike that one
i will save that to memory

twats here

Haha and you claim you're not a geek. I'm sorry (well, I'm not, but what the hell) but using the phrase "save that to memory" qualifies you as a geek if anything does.

You don't have to announce yourself, we know you're about.

my memory you spinning twat
not pc memory
shows your a geek to think i was talking about that

plates you twat
do one
look over at repeption i will be there soon
look both ways when leaving tonight

The phrase "save to memory" is used when talking about data-storage hardware, whereas the verb used for your own memory would be either "to memorise" or "to remember". You might want to memorise that.



Au contraire - it shows you to be a geek, because only someone who spent a lot of time thinking about electronic-style memory would use the phrase. People who are not geeks would be highly unlikely to save they would "save" something to memory.

<shrug /> Being a geek let's me have a job which I find interesting and challenging while paying good wages and giving excellent opportunities to move onwards without doing exactly the same job for the rest of my life.

 

I think I can handle that.

 

I guess I'm also a Volkswagen geek and a mechanics geek. But that side of me lets me meet lots of new and interesting people and get around the country a bit. I can probably handle being called a geek over that, too.

 

Hope being cool and 'hip' works out for you, Mr Loner-On-The-Dole.

 

So far as I can tell, every single person on here leads a more fulfilling, interesting and active life than you.

1. I don't twat. I have not violently hit someone for years and don't ever intend to do so again.

2. The phrase "do one" without any more detailed context still doesn't make any sense. Try again.

3. I can't see reception from here, not to mention that you'd have to be invited in, since there's a key-code on the door. Not to mention that your definition of "soon" is clearly a bit loose. The best you could do would be to hop on a plane right now and maybe be here just after I've left work. As it is, I doubt you would even have the cash to buy a plane ticket, nor would you know where to buy the ticket to and, if you got here your inability to speak even coherent English, let alone any French would render you utterly incapable of finding your way out of the airport, let alone all the way to my building. Good luck. Don't forget to bring some warm clothes, it can get a mite chilly here in winter, especially if you don't have a home to enter to keep the wind off.

4. I shall only be looking one way when I leave tonight, since it's a one-way street outside my building.

You're a geek, but without talent. All the affectations, simply no knowledge.

Since when?