i will jsut need to keep replying to stay alive

ooh dear
which admin is the twat
why is you a twat

Indeed. I thought that was what one did on an Internet forum?



Grammar: ever heard of it, punk?



I don't want my own Will, I want a Brian like yours!



Ja! Meine snot herr Suttie! I don't want to change your snot. You can keep it just the way it is, no problem for me.

Yeah, all those poor little hydrocarbon molecules that are being gradually worn off the tops of my keys. Not like it's going to happen very fast though and, besides, all I'm wasting is my employer's time and I really don't have much better to do anyway, so pissing you off suits me just fine.

all i gotta do is say im gonna so something and they get twitcthy
must like the shittey terrorist times of today
another reason why this is shite times
the internet and terrorism are the same
you dont know who your dealing with
and its easy to overreact
silly billys
death to the nervous and twitchy poeple then i say
relax and you could be fine

fuck shits you can go on typing all day like a real geek
jesus christ saddo

Now that's an original one, I'm sad I didn't think of it first myself.

 

Well, consider me full offended. In fact I'm sitting here crying at my desk now because you defamed my handle. :-((

piss me off if you think
bring it some more
im sitting here not getting pissed off as its not real its only text in my pc monitor

I'm fairly certain that if you can't post a single message in your folder without me replying telling you what you just posted is a pile of crap, you'll eventually get pretty pissed off. Of course there's always the possibility I might have to do some real work, but at the speed I can type, I can probably fill your threads with more structured crap than you could produce textual diarrhoea, even whilst being simultaneously productive.

 

It also gives me some pleasure to think of you trying to understand all the nasty big words I use. Maybe if we're lucky trying to read one of them will give you a brain haemorrhage.

away with you spinning twats

some silly admin has resctricted me to read only hardware folder and read write trig folder
this better not be jon hes to clever to do stupid things
this was kennys doing
if i see him in paisley its game over time

Certainly master! Oh, wait... no!

spinning twats

Well you'll just have to be creative enough to get some people to post interesting things in your folder then won't you?

 

Of course there's more chance of that happening than the second coming happening in Paisley where we find the saviour working as a "hardware man" who also enjoys "polishing knobs".

You seem to have incorrectly typed my name, dear fellow!

 

The second word happens to be spelt P-L-A-T-E-S and is the common English noun meaning "things what one eats grub off".

polishing knobs i ike that one
i will save that to memory

twats here

Haha and you claim you're not a geek. I'm sorry (well, I'm not, but what the hell) but using the phrase "save that to memory" qualifies you as a geek if anything does.

You don't have to announce yourself, we know you're about.

my memory you spinning twat
not pc memory
shows your a geek to think i was talking about that