I've lost her mobile number :-((

I'll sell it you.

She's found love. Again. Nice bloke though, if a little goateed for my own tastes.

It was entrusted to me so that in future invites would be extended to her, as your senility often catches you out...

 

...Remember?

So you say. I can't remember any such arrangement. Ah. Pmed.

It's always worked for you in the past. The number of times she's confided in me that if only the florid one in the corner had so much as looked at her, she'd have squeezed the last drop of juice out of him with any muscle he elected...

That should crack it if nothing else does.

Do you think Steve 'The Man' Manthorpe, to give him his wrestler name, would care?

This is the Taoist way. Or would be, if persistent had been spelled right.

Draught Bass is good beer. Bottled is not such good news, though they do a fine, pokey barley wine. I used to drink three bottles in a pint glass as a prelude to a Friday night out. Needless to say I can remember very little of them, other than I used to regularly wake up in the gutter covered in vomit.

That's because you are the bastard son of a hundred maniacs.

I just realised I might have a Wii in my bag if I come. You definately can't have that!

Stranger things have happened at Northern Meats.

I just realised how bad that post was :?

You can Wii where you want. Most of the others do. But it would be great to have a late night play when you, me Kenny and Ricard00 get home. Or will it still be in its box?