Trig really should come along to one. It might do him good to actually meet real people.

Trig is a trollbot created by Ro and Xen to facilitate progression of Beehive's modding functions remember?

I'm sure he could be temporarily transferred to a laptop or PDA in order to facilitate his presence at a future meat :)

As I remember it, the outcome of all the fruit machining that I was in any way involved in was a net profit of 10p, so don't go blaming me.

Was it? Oh. Bit less than £70 though.

I dread to ask, but what's so interesting?

A very good question! Boff, Manthorp, any ideas?

She forgot to wear a skirt.

At least I rememered to borrow my gran's long john's, would have been a bit chilly otherwise. Oh and i'm sorry about the grey colour, she doesn't use daz brighter whites!

What a pair of letches.

 

Not like me...

Manthrob was tempting Boff with one of his Werther's.

What was that about early on when you briefly pretended you'd never heard of me? I have a vague suspicion you were trying to offend me, but I didn't really get it.

Here's more of teh same.

And again:

Which one's Greyhair? (giggle)

I heard your name and for some reason the only spelling which entered my mind was "Dill" which is a nice sauce for fish. And so I was thinking :? until 10 minutes later when it twigged that the spelling I should be thinking of was "Dyl". Then everything fell into place and I felt rather silly :-$

That almost qualifies you for numpty of the day (or rather the day before yesterday).

6 seconds later?

You're not too old to have your legs slapped, you know.

So who actually did get this prestigious "numpty of the day" award the day before last? :)