A simple To:Me counter somewhere might be nice.
Like how it says "you've got 2 unread PMs" or whatever.
Can't think of where a nice place for it to go would be?
Every keyboard I've ever used has had an 'End' key on it. Might I humbly recommend practising the use of said key - especially since it also works if you start reading then change your mind and want to skip from the middle. :)
AH! But I'm not certain if the devices such as that which I've used are keyboards or electronic organs or something else. So I still might be right. :P
Sadly, all electric organs, harpsichords, pianofortes and the like are equipped with keyboards. That is the name of the rack of keys which you hit with your fingers. :-P
I think it only proper that you now hit yourself in the face because you are wrong.