The bit about drinking cider and eating mushrooms: why the "fuck you"? I thought you'd admitted as much. Nowt wrong with it. Though being reformed is undoubtedly working out better for you. Good stuff.
(waits to see how you'll contrive to find offence in something I've said...)
September 11th - I'm disinclined to be cynical. Shame it always gets the same response, I agree. Though at the point I heard about it on the morning of 11/9/01, I have to admit that my first thought wasn't for the people dying in NY, it was "oh shit, this is just the excuse Bush has been waiting for to declare war on the rest of the world".
I know how you feel. When Lockerbie and the space shuttle disaster happened I had no idea iether.
ALl I can remeber was the sick jocks getting banded around at the secondary school.
Its a good 'un though - the sentence still works even with 'joke' replaced by 'jock'.
I think he did that one on purpose.
God, get that pole out of your ass you righteous cunt!
My goodness, I'm so much cooler than that guy!