Formula One thread.

From: graphitone29 Jun 2015 10:54
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 21 of 44
Chess isn't great in the spectator sport stakes either.

I'm with you on golf.

I guess there's lots of sports that can be lambasted for not being entertaining, I like watching snooker, but know people who can't stand it. People take pleasure in different things. One man's putting green is another's checkmate.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 12:31
To: graphitone 22 of 44
If car racing was more mad max, I'd watch that.
From: graphitone29 Jun 2015 12:36
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 23 of 44
Aye.

Not seen the new film yet, but friends who have say it's a 2 hour car chase. TO THE MAX. :/

 
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 13:08
To: graphitone 24 of 44
Dune buggies & monster trucks. It's actually kind of repetitive. 90-minutes would have sufficed IMO.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Jun 2015 13:44
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 25 of 44
This can only be stated by someone who's never watched endured cricket. Shitbag, that game's boring to actually play, let alone spectate.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Jun 2015 13:44
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 26 of 44
The cup's always half empty, isn't it?
From: graphitone29 Jun 2015 13:45
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 27 of 44
That'd spice up F1 a bit. Races normally last around 1.5 hours, so if Hollywood can entertain people with monster trucks for that long, then Bernie should be able to pull it off too.
From: graphitone29 Jun 2015 13:47
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 28 of 44
I'm told (by fans of the game), that the joy is all in the figures. Batting averages, working out the best time to declare, ratio of overs to wickets taken.

 T_T
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 13:48
To: graphitone 29 of 44
Soduku is cheaper.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 13:49
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 30 of 44
I always liked cricket on The Prisoner.

Ah, here it is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_Who_Was_Death
EDITED: 29 Jun 2015 14:24 by DSMITHHFX
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 13:52
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 31 of 44
No seriously, you think it's finally over, and you enjoyed it but noooo, false ending.

Another 30-minutes of same. :-&
From: graphitone29 Jun 2015 13:56
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 32 of 44
But it doesn't have wickets. :C
From: milko29 Jun 2015 14:00
To: ALL33 of 44
I fucking love watching cricket. I don't mind watching a bit of golf too, slightly more than snooker certainly. I don't like watching F1 at all. There we go.

Cricket's a brilliant spectator sport. You spend a lot of the time drinking and snacking and appreciating things.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 14:21
To: milko 34 of 44
So basically you don't go for the cricket.
From: ANT_THOMAS29 Jun 2015 14:27
To: ALL35 of 44
I like watching F1, Cricket, Snooker, Darts....

Actually being at an F1 race is great. I definitely enjoyed watching a cricket test match live, though that was at the 2nd attempt since the first one was rained off so I spent the day in Chester-Le-Street which isn't nice. I keep meaning to go and watch some live Darts. All can include drinking so that might be why.
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)29 Jun 2015 15:59
To: milko 36 of 44
I find this strangely at odds with your derring-do, garley hardcore MTB persona.
From: milko29 Jun 2015 16:31
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 37 of 44
See, on the surface it looks like that, but actually the cricket is intrinsic. A day-long duel between a bowler and on-form batsman. The long-form narrative of a five-day Test with all the momentum swings therein. The snacks and the drinks. All vital!
From: milko29 Jun 2015 16:32
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) 38 of 44
Yeah I'm a complex soul to be sure ;-)

Many of my MTB-riding friends sneer at the idea of watching cricket or golf or playing either of 'em. 

Hey, some friends of mine are in New York just now and went to a baseball game last night. Apparently in four hours, a total of two points were scored! Now that's rapid.
From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)29 Jun 2015 16:44
To: milko 39 of 44
How do you cope with the cricket hooligans?
From: milko29 Jun 2015 17:14
To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) 40 of 44
They are few and far between, but go and see a Twenty20 match and you will likely see some rowdy types drinking too much and singing bawdy tunes badly. Honestly, the best way to deal with that is to frown at them, this is a cricket match not some ribald hostelry. Actual crowd violence is pretty rare in cricket. Apparently a world cup match in India was called off because of it back in 1996 though. They get pretty passionate about their cricket over there.