Okay, Since We Can't Have A Quotes Section...

From: 388405efit03=1-0 (KABINGER)15 Jun 2006 03:38
To: ALL1 of 9
...may we have a prayer section instead? That way, we can pray to Jesus H. Rendle when things are amiss in our lives, or threads are out of control?
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Jun 2006 09:25
To: 388405efit03=1-0 (KABINGER) 2 of 9
You can pray to me whenever you like. Just make sure the post is addressed to me, or I'll probably miss it and be unable to grant/deny your requests.
From: patch15 Jun 2006 09:52
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 3 of 9
So much for omniscient.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Jun 2006 10:15
To: patch 4 of 9
It's not not knowing everything, it's prioritising everything I know that takes more effort than I'm prepared to expend.
From: Manthorp15 Jun 2006 13:31
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 5 of 9
Verily it has been said that my God is a lazy cunt.
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Jun 2006 14:24
To: Manthorp 6 of 9
Watch it, or you're going on my list.
From: 388405efit03=1-0 (KABINGER)15 Jun 2006 15:44
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 7 of 9
What list is that, the H-list? As in the Hell List?
From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)15 Jun 2006 16:24
To: 388405efit03=1-0 (KABINGER) 8 of 9

No, it's the Hull list.

 

Ahahaha.

 

British joke there.

From: Manthorp15 Jun 2006 18:17
To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) 9 of 9
I'm so frightened.