Most likely factual:

 

"Ahem! You out there, honey? Could you please go fetch the toilet paper, we've run out and I didn't notice until it was too late..."

 

-Nietzsche

He really galls you, doesn't he tootse?

well, not really. I have never read any of his works. I am ignorant.

The reason I ask is because he has some pretty extreme views of women. Personally, I chalk it up to sexual frustration.

This was the man who wrote The Gay Science...

Indeed.

ah, well, maybe that explains why I've never bothered to read him much.

 

I also tend to feel like...pah! he's dead. he's gone. let's make new philosophies and move on, ffs.

And that's what others have done; they've expanded on what's been said in the past. I think the past can serve as a foundation for the present.

Didn't he have a thing for his sister?

Another Schopenhauer one for you all:

He would have if he was still alive when his sister became enraptured with Hitler. She basically gave Hitler permission to use Nietzsche's writings to further his own ends, and we all know where that ended up. Nietzsche like Jews, and would have been horrified at the thought.