There's probably a special name for the order of angels charged with wanking god's cock to produce stars. And I bet they don't muck around with that dancing-on-the-head-of-a-pin nonsense.

If I remember my bible studies right I believe that order is called the Karens.

What would God want with a cock anyway? It's not like he's got anybody to stick it in. Especially if it's shaped like that.

He moves in mysterious ways.

 

Mind you, so would I if I had to spunk flaming hot balls of gas out my bell end.

Duh. That's why they wank him into the Pope's hat so that Gabriel can suck it into his trumpet and inseminate people.

It also explains why the pope has white hair.

And semen running down his face.

Did you just dick his ear?

I couldn't help myself. They're fine fine ears.

I tihnk everyone should have their own countries falg in their sig.

 

I want to be Dominica now though, I'm a fan of their flag.

Looks like I'm going to have to pull out, my internet in this house will be vut off shortly after the 20th and I won't be online for a couple of weeks or so after that.

 

Sorry to whatever team got me in the end.

:((

 

Macedonia is sad but Macedonia understands.

Traitor! Get off my island, then.

 

Nice flag, though.

That worked well, then.

 

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