Hooray! Welcome to the world's smallest republic. Here, have some free phosphates. We've got stacks of it all over the place.

 

Xen should edit his list now to mark the momentous occasion of the doubling of our sporting team.

Done!

Dear anyone who wants to play in the foralympics and is not in a country yet,

 

If you are happy with the countries available and whill choose one when the time comes, that's fine.

 

If not, please say what country you would like to be from because I'm going to make a poll soon where people choose one of the available countries and at that point the country-list will be FINALISED so it will be too late toadd any more and all that so hurry up.

 

Love,

 

The IFOC.

I am tempted to ask for Macau representation.



We need something from the Far East see. And it's all funny with Portuguese influences and gambling and the sea.

HOWEVER since I'm probably only going to have occasional time it doesn't seem right for me to be leading a country and therefore I leave the decision to others/IFOC.

Well, you don't actually have to /do/ anything to lead a country I don't think. So you can do it if you want. OR we can wait for a volunteer or I could arbitrarily asign it to someone which both would be fun so we could do that.

It didn't do the flag! A pox on wikipedia.



OK, go with random/volunteer method. You are the boss organisation.

Good flag!

 

Looks like a lotus.

It looks like a giant spunking cock, more like.

I can see three cockroaches having a metting but I can't see a giant spunking cock. I want to though.

I found this alternative version on google, which seems to involve a giant spunking cock being wanked to produce a star by two angels in pyjamas, using what may be some kind of symbolic arab strap:

 

http://www.globalflag.idv.tw/xq/1315.jpg

I see it!

 

That's either a really small cock or really big balls.

 

Man that's a good flag.

I think the angels are using the Pope's hat to catch the spunks/star.

Maybe the perspective is skewed to make the cock look small compared to the balls, because if we saw the True Length of the kind of cock that could be wanked by angels to produce stars, we would tremble in fear and feel awkward in communal showers.

That's a good point. I didn't know how big angels were so I had no scale. But if that's an actual star, well shit, that's a huge cock, and I thank perspective for sparing me its full size.

 

It must be God's cock or something.

There's probably a special name for the order of angels charged with wanking god's cock to produce stars. And I bet they don't muck around with that dancing-on-the-head-of-a-pin nonsense.

If I remember my bible studies right I believe that order is called the Karens.

What would God want with a cock anyway? It's not like he's got anybody to stick it in. Especially if it's shaped like that.

He moves in mysterious ways.

 

Mind you, so would I if I had to spunk flaming hot balls of gas out my bell end.

Duh. That's why they wank him into the Pope's hat so that Gabriel can suck it into his trumpet and inseminate people.

It also explains why the pope has white hair.