Foralympics - countries and events

From: dyl 6 Jun 2006 02:15
To: mmm (JAY) 74 of 102
Can't we "just" set up a private network and run a LAN server of a pre-Steam version on it?
From: patch 6 Jun 2006 07:40
To: Mouse 75 of 102

Hooray! Welcome to the world's smallest republic. Here, have some free phosphates. We've got stacks of it all over the place.

 

Xen should edit his list now to mark the momentous occasion of the doubling of our sporting team.

EDITED: 6 Jun 2006 07:43 by PATCH
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 09:57
To: patch 76 of 102
Done!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 10:08
To: ALL77 of 102

Dear anyone who wants to play in the foralympics and is not in a country yet,

 

If you are happy with the countries available and whill choose one when the time comes, that's fine.

 

If not, please say what country you would like to be from because I'm going to make a poll soon where people choose one of the available countries and at that point the country-list will be FINALISED so it will be too late toadd any more and all that so hurry up.

 

Love,

 

The IFOC.

From: milko 6 Jun 2006 10:24
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 78 of 102
I am tempted to ask for Macau representation.



We need something from the Far East see. And it's all funny with Portuguese influences and gambling and the sea.

HOWEVER since I'm probably only going to have occasional time it doesn't seem right for me to be leading a country and therefore I leave the decision to others/IFOC.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 10:32
To: milko 79 of 102
Well, you don't actually have to /do/ anything to lead a country I don't think. So you can do it if you want. OR we can wait for a volunteer or I could arbitrarily asign it to someone which both would be fun so we could do that.
From: milko 6 Jun 2006 11:01
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 80 of 102
It didn't do the flag! A pox on wikipedia.



OK, go with random/volunteer method. You are the boss organisation.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 11:05
To: milko 81 of 102

Good flag!

 

Looks like a lotus.

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Jun 2006 11:27
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 82 of 102
It looks like a giant spunking cock, more like.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 11:31
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 83 of 102
I can see three cockroaches having a metting but I can't see a giant spunking cock. I want to though.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Jun 2006 11:36
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 84 of 102

I found this alternative version on google, which seems to involve a giant spunking cock being wanked to produce a star by two angels in pyjamas, using what may be some kind of symbolic arab strap:

 

http://www.globalflag.idv.tw/xq/1315.jpg

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 11:37
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 85 of 102

I see it!

 

That's either a really small cock or really big balls.

 

Man that's a good flag.

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 11:39
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 86 of 102
I think the angels are using the Pope's hat to catch the spunks/star.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Jun 2006 11:43
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 87 of 102
Maybe the perspective is skewed to make the cock look small compared to the balls, because if we saw the True Length of the kind of cock that could be wanked by angels to produce stars, we would tremble in fear and feel awkward in communal showers.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 11:45
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 88 of 102

That's a good point. I didn't know how big angels were so I had no scale. But if that's an actual star, well shit, that's a huge cock, and I thank perspective for sparing me its full size.

 

It must be God's cock or something.

From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Jun 2006 11:51
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 89 of 102
There's probably a special name for the order of angels charged with wanking god's cock to produce stars. And I bet they don't muck around with that dancing-on-the-head-of-a-pin nonsense.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 11:55
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 90 of 102
If I remember my bible studies right I believe that order is called the Karens.
From: Manthorp 6 Jun 2006 12:02
To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 91 of 102
What would God want with a cock anyway? It's not like he's got anybody to stick it in. Especially if it's shaped like that.
From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) 6 Jun 2006 12:04
To: Manthorp 92 of 102

He moves in mysterious ways.

 

Mind you, so would I if I had to spunk flaming hot balls of gas out my bell end.

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 6 Jun 2006 12:04
To: Manthorp 93 of 102
Duh. That's why they wank him into the Pope's hat so that Gabriel can suck it into his trumpet and inseminate people.