Foralympics - countries and events

From: Ben (BENLUMLEY)29 May 2006 16:12
To: Ben (BENLUMLEY) 3 of 102
did i mention that we have lots of things that will help you win, which we call AIDS?
From: DrBoff (BOFF)29 May 2006 16:22
To: Ben (BENLUMLEY) 4 of 102
My nickname at work is AIDS :(
From: Rich (RICARD00)29 May 2006 16:48
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 5 of 102

I thought we were doing countries, not continents?

 

Africa is surely not allowed!

 

Choose an African country!

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)29 May 2006 17:12
To: Rich (RICARD00) 6 of 102
It must be the case that Ben ha the charisma to unite Africa behind him as a single state.
From: Ben (BENLUMLEY)29 May 2006 17:15
To: Rich (RICARD00) 7 of 102
what xen said.
From: patch29 May 2006 17:23
To: ALL8 of 102
Please come and join the Nauru team. We are a small island with only about 13000 inhabitants, and no-one can seem to decide who runs us. We do have an Australian detention centre, though.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)29 May 2006 17:25
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 9 of 102

I am Drew and I will play in the following:

 

GOFL which I am AMAZING at.
Pool which I am VERY GOOD at on Yahoo and VERY SHIT AT everywhere else
Chess which I am THE POOR END OF AVERAGE at
Backgammon which I am FUCKING SHIT at
Rome Total War if it will work which I am GODLIKE at
Literati which I am POOR at

 

And anything else anyone suggests and I fancy the sound of :Y

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)29 May 2006 17:27
To: ALL10 of 102
Join Macedonia. Gain the unfair advantage of being led by the chairhonky of the IFOC! Which will come into things during arbitration.

GO TEAM FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA!
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)29 May 2006 17:29
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 11 of 102
Oh and we have a cool flag, second only to Lebannon in coolness:

EDITED: 29 May 2006 17:35 by X3N0PH0N
From: patch29 May 2006 17:42
To: patch 12 of 102
This is our flag:



Who wants to carry it as we march proudly into the stadium?
From: koswix29 May 2006 19:20
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 13 of 102
The People of Nicaragua demand to please be allowed to possibly take part.

We have a nice flag, although not as nice as yours. It does have a rather badly disguised eye-in-pyramid motif, however, which keeps the conspiracy theorists happy.

EDITED: 29 May 2006 19:20 by KOSWIX
From: Ben (BENLUMLEY)29 May 2006 21:37
To: Manthorp 14 of 102
I am pleased that you have decided to join me in representing africa.
From: Ben (BENLUMLEY)29 May 2006 21:39
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 15 of 102
africa requests that minesweeper flags is made an olympic sport.
From: koswix29 May 2006 21:49
To: koswix 16 of 102

[rejoicing]

 

[revolution]

 

[communist state]

 

[produce worlds best athletes]

 

[win]

 

[currency crash]

 

[starvation and endless poverty]

 

[revolution]

From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)29 May 2006 21:50
To: Ben (BENLUMLEY) 17 of 102
The chair recognises Africa.

From: mr_swayzee30 May 2006 00:17
To: ALL18 of 102

Tuvan Flag + Tuvan Man

Here is our flag with a chirpy tuvan.

TUVA

Geographical Features
The Republic of Tuva lies at the upper reaches of the Siberian Yenisey river, between the Altay and Sayan mountain ranges.

Population
Of the population of approximately 310,000 people 97% are Tuvans. Other Tuvans live in Mongolia and the Peoples Republic of China. Tuvans are one of the oldest peoples to inhabit Central Asia with a unique culture. The mixture of cultural roots of ancient Tuvans, Uygurs and Kyrgyzians formed the basis of the present-day culture.

 

Language
The Tuvan people speak a Turkic language.

 Please come and join my team one and all. Meanwhile what are the terms for challenging one-another? and how is anyone going to moderate+keep track of who has beaten who.

 

From: mr_swayzee30 May 2006 00:17
To: mr_swayzee 19 of 102
what with winning being EVERYTHING and all that.
From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)30 May 2006 00:48
To: mr_swayzee 20 of 102

There will be no "challenging"!<i>!</i>

 

I will draw up a who-plays-who thing and do it like that. Then people will play each other. Then I will get results.

 

I NEED HELP THOUGH ARE YOU VOLUNTEERING PLEASE I THINK YOU WOULD BE GOOD?

 

I'll make you a badge.

From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)30 May 2006 00:58
To: Drew (X3N0PH0N) 21 of 102

I will play TrackMania Nations, for I yam great. I can play chess as well, but I yam crap. There should also be a chocolate eating event.

 

I would like to represent the country of Namibia, for reasons unknown.

From: Manthorp30 May 2006 01:38
To: Ben (BENLUMLEY) 22 of 102
Very well. I shall reluctanctly play the role of one of your minor members. In this case, your winkle.