You have bad text/keyboard virus on your PC mr bleu.
Want me to come round and sort it?
What is a "bad text/keyboard virus" ?
Can't you sort it out over the internet? I do not want you to come round.
Sorry dude. Im just not that kinda bloke.
Get me?
You'd want to come from Scotland to Yorkshire to fix my computer? My great uncle rings from London for support sometimes, I've always managed to sort him out over the phone without having to hop on the coach down the smokesville.
I don't getcha.
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That's what Remote Assistance and/or VNC are for>
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